Posts by Albert Einstein

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Open season on me

by leec in

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i'm inviting anyone to tell me what's wrong with me, what they don't like, what i suck at, where i start to fail, where i get off, and like that.

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... and yes, i will take silence as a sign i am a pretty great person after all :p.

Albert Einstein

Your ears are really big, you have chicken legs and red hands like a lobster?? I gúess you must be something special no matter what....

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Animals before flood - vegetarians? Ever published in WT pablications?

by Albert Einstein in

i heard countlessly from zealous jw, that before flood all animals were vegetarians, not killing and eating each other ... as it will be in paradise again.. but was this ever published in a wtbs publications?.

do you have an idea?.

thanks.. albert.

Albert Einstein

I heard countlessly from zealous JW, that before flood all animals were vegetarians, not killing and eating each other ... as it will be in Paradise again.

But was this ever published in a WTBS publications?

Do you have an idea?

Thanks.

Albert

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Awake! PDFs from 1957-1969

by cabasilas in

1969 awake!

http://www.filesend.net/download.php?

1968 awake!

Albert Einstein

Thanks! Marking.

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What kind of women do men want?

by semelcred in

i ve just read the blog asking what sort of man a woman wants!

i am fed up in this world that men don't stand up and start letting the sisters in the world know what we really need.

lets take the game to them!!.

Albert Einstein

Naked?

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Question from readers - Generation

by Albert Einstein in

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wt question from readers wt 11/15/2011.

is it proper to use the term "iam 3rd generation witness" in the light of the new understnding of the term "generation"?.

no, it is unscriptural now.

Albert Einstein

I today spoke with my mother in law (hard core dub) and ak her riddle:

One brother had a father who was a witness, and his father had also a father who was a witness.... what generation of witnesses was the brother....

She looked at me like if I was an idiot and said "well he is a third generation...

Me: "No he is still first generation... you havent read your 15 April WT right ???"

It was really funny, try it also....

Albert

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Question from readers - Generation

by Albert Einstein in

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wt question from readers wt 11/15/2011.

is it proper to use the term "iam 3rd generation witness" in the light of the new understnding of the term "generation"?.

no, it is unscriptural now.

Albert Einstein

Fatfreek, your family is a JW legacy! Are you sure you want to be an apostate? I think, with such C.V. you have a great chance to become CO, or even DO!!!

Albert

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Question from readers - Generation

by Albert Einstein in

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wt question from readers wt 11/15/2011.

is it proper to use the term "iam 3rd generation witness" in the light of the new understnding of the term "generation"?.

no, it is unscriptural now.

Albert Einstein

WT Question from readers WT 11/15/2011

Is it proper to use the term "Iam 3rd generation witness" in the light of the new understnding of the term "Generation"?

No, it is unscriptural now. As it was clearely explained in WT 4/15/2010, several generations overlaping are in the Bible described as one generation. So if a brother is a descendant of his parents and grandparents, who were all Jehovah Witnesses, and their lives were overlaping each other, they are all still the first and one generation of JW. So evidently using the term "second" or "third" generation witness would be violating of above mentioned biblical doctrine.

The only exception from this rule would be, if brother´s both parents have died many years before the brother was born, so their lives were not overlaping. In this case such brother is entitled to use the term "I am second generation witness".

Thank you for your support and obedience.

Your Watchtower

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What Are Some Ridiculous Things JWs Have Said?

by minimus in

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....either in publications, during talks or by individual witnesses?.

Albert Einstein

An elder in our cong. said, that byuing 1 liter size hair shampoo is not wise, because you cannot use it all before Armageddon comes.

Really not making this up, it was some 20 years ago, when communism have colapsed, Peace and Security was proclaimed, and the end was so close......

Albert

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